My next victim

Forget Nomah. Forget ‘Haji. Even forget Elijah and David Archuleta. My newest heckling target is now a multinational billion dollar corporation. Miller Lite, you are next.

All for one simple reason. You messed with The Logo.

You don’t mess with the logo. Wilt? Fine. Mikan? Fine. James Worthy? Well, yeah, he probably drinks Miller Light. But, the logo, Jerry West?

Hells no, you do not go there.

The logo deserves to be on a bottle of Chimay, not the next step up from the champagne of beers.

I don’t care how many so-called World Beer Championships Miller Light has supposedly won, have you had some recently? It’s watered down crap. Sure, if I had my choice between that and the so-called King of Beers or the Silver Bullet, I’d choose Miller Light, but that’s pretty much the only time.

Still, I come back to The Logo. It’s Jerry West, Mr. Clutch, perhaps the greatest GM in NBA history, you just don’t disrespect The Man like that. It’s almost as bad as having him featured in a Soulja Boy video. Now, don’t get me started on Soulja Boy. I previously went on a personal crusade to eradicate this world of all things Soulja Boy.

Here’s just one of many reasons why.

 

 Oh and did I mention it’s FREEZING HERE! In April. And it’s going to rain for the next two days. Yeah, life is good. Right.

Weather for Ronkonkoma, NY

42°F Mostly Cloudy Wind: S at 6 mph Humidity: 60% Thu 47°F | 38°F Fri 45°F | 40°F Sat 49°F | 38°F Sun 52°F | 36°F

Weather for Tampa, FL

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